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sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

little-smartass:

spicyshimmy:

okay but for real jim kirk would be one of those dads. a kid trotting up to him like “dad, i’m hungry.” 

"hi hungry," jim replies. "i’m dad."

a one-quarter vulcan kid trotting up to him. “dad, i am experiencing the sensation of hunger.”

"hi, experiencing the sensation of hunger," jim replies. "what a mouthful. why didn’t we name you something shorter? anyway, i’m dad. no need to be so formal."

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